I need advice i like a big bottomwed girl?

See "i was just a skinny lad" and i never "Knew no good from bad" but i did know "life before I left my nursery". But as my life continued up to this point my freind dated this real skinny girl and her friend was named Fanny and well one night i was "Left alone with big fat Fanny". I found out she had two neices and that "She was such a naughty nanny!". After that night i told her in these words "Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!" So then i went on to say to her "won't you take me home tonight?" and shes said only if i dated her and she said"Oh and you give it all you got". Let me tell you guys "Fat bottomed girls" they "make the rockin' world go round"